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Dylan Hoff
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  • College protests sweep nation

    It is good to see youth in revolt. No, I am not talking about the latest Michael Cera film. I am talking about the series of college protests that occurred last Thursday. From coast to coast, students and faculty took to the streets, quads and freeways to protest rising tuition and university budget cuts…

  • Study finds liberals have higher IQs

    A common stereotype of American liberals is they are Ivy League snobs with a disdain for religion and a passion for European existentialism. Conservatives, by stereotypical comparison, are Bible-thumping ignoramuses with a disdain of anything progressive and a passion for a nostalgic America that doesn’t exist…

  • Tea party leader wants to hang senator

    Most politicians are ego-maniacal bloodsuckers. But instead of coming with the glamorous facade of Edward Cullen, the breathtakingly beautiful vampire in "Twilight", they have the geriatric crustiness typical of your John McCains, your Joe Bidens and your Dick Cheneys…

  • Volunteers abscond with Haitian children

    Apparently, it is possible to care too much. In the wake of the earthquake that devastated Haiti, there have been heartwarming stories of Americans volunteering time, energy and money to help the Caribbean nation. But recently, a confusing, tragic story has captured the attention of many…

  • Culture pimp caught in act

    James O’Keefe III has been called a hero by conservatives and refers to himself as an “investigative journalist.” In reality, O’Keefe is a manipulative glory hound. And I say that with all the respect due to a manipulative glory hound. O’Keefe earned his fame by uncovering ACORN’s secret prostitute housing division…

  • U.S. must break ties with Blackwater

    Vice President Joe Biden is determined to fight for the rights of Iraqis. Xe Services, better known by their comically evil-sounding former title of Blackwater Worldwide, is the target of Biden’s wrath. In 2007, a team of security contractors, which is a polite name for mercenaries…

  • Obama stalls Doomsday Clock

    As we approach a full year under President Barack Obama’s socialist reformation, it seems Armageddon has a liberal bias. A symbolic event meant to alleviate fears about the end of the world recently took place. The infamous Doomsday Clock was pushed back a minute…

  • Leadership doing more harm than good

    This week, the Republican Party decided to assert itself as the leading political entity fighting for the rights of minorities. Republicans have done this by repeatedly asking Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., to step down. In a new book titled “Game Change…

  • Beyond a reasonable doubt

    It is a rare thing for a WSU student to come to the defense of a UW student, but blatant injustice sometimes brings people together. Amanda Knox was found guilty of murder last week in Italy and sentenced to a 26-year imprisonment. Two other suspects, Rudy Guede and Raffaele Sollecito…

  • Huckabee’s presidential hopes dashed by Tacoma murders

    It is rare to see a presidential candidate’s hopes dashed by a single event, but Mike Huckabee now knows the feeling. The former governor of Arkansas was considered a major contender for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. Though, to be fair, Joe the Plumber is considered a major contender for the GOP…

  • 2009: A Space Travesty

    Breaking news: NASA’s October attack on the moon has revealed the location of water beneath the lunar surface. You may not remember when NASA launched a preliminary strike against the moon on Oct. 9, due to the widespread coverage of Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize…

  • Election was not a referendum on Obama

    On Nov. 4, 2008, history was made when we elected Barack Obama president. Almost a year to the day history was made again, on Nov. 3, 2009, when he was voted out of office – albeit only by New Jersey and Virginia. If the 24-hour-news networks are to be believed…

  • The right to hate ends at speech

    President Barack Obama took a step toward quieting some of his critics last week when he signed a new hate crimes bill into law. Obama has been criticized by left-wingers for his slow response to promises he made to ensure equality between heterosexuals and homosexuals…

  • Every night is Halloween in Pullman

    Witches, ghosts and drunkards rejoice. Another Halloween is upon us, and it is time for Pullman to celebrate in its accustomed manner. That is, people staggering down the streets dressed in ridiculous outfits. WSU is responsible for shattering my last happy notions of Halloween…

  • Media gave the ‘balloon boy’ story wings

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most bizarre family in America – the Henne clan. If the name sounds vaguely familiar, you probably heard about their 6-year-old son, Falcon, who reportedly went for a ride in his family’s UFO/weather balloon but was actually in the attic…